When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, “You have a cute baby.”

 Smiling, I said, “I’ll bet you say that to all the new parents.”

 “No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies are really good-looking.”

 “So what do you say to the others?” I asked.

 The doctor said, “He looks just like you.”