HA!  WISH I COULD CAPTURE THE ANIMATION THAT ACCOMPANIED THIS… NEVER LEARNED HOW.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember their name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.

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