• “Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant” (See if that works any better than a fair trial!)
  • “War Dims Hope for Peace” (I can see where it might have that effect!)
  • “Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges” (You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?)
  • “Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors” (Boy, are they tall!)
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